11.16.2012

Dear Dom: Thanks for being alive!

Dear Dom: Thank you so much for being alive.  I'm sure you don't remember, but Saturday night when were celebrating your best friend's birthday, you seemed to think it was your birthday.  21st birthday to be exact. So after copious amounts of 150 proof bourbon, I went to check on the actual birthday boy to make sure he was sleeping on his side. You? Decided you wanted Taco Bell, escaped out the front door and went missing.  That left me running down a busy 4 lane road in a city I don't know frantically screaming your name.  In the middle of the night. I found you half a mile down the road calling for taco bell.  You were so confused and couldn't figure out how you got so intoxicated.  I had to calmly remind you that we're old and boring now, and just can't quite party like we used to. Sad day, I know.  But thank the heavens you will live to see your 24th birthday! Dear Waitress at Hooters: You were no fun.  It was a birthday and you were rude and boring. But then you lightened up and dressed Murph up, so I guess I'll forgive you.

Dear Bennett: Yesterday was your 24th birthday and I couldn't be more excited I got to spend it with you!!! This week is going to be amazing and I am so so excited you are here! Dear New Job: I'm so excited about you. I get my start date officially today! Dear Bank Account: See previous letter. You can stop hating me soon. Dear Thanksgiving: I can't wait to spend you with my family, and Dom and our best friends down here in SoFla! I've never had a warm Thanksgiving and I'm kind of excited. Dear Channing Tatum: You are the sexiest man alive. I love you. Nom. Dear Mojito Latin Bar: Mojitos in mason jars? Does life get any better? I can't believe Dom and I just discovered you.  Be prepared to see Dom and I... a lot. And we will try every single kind of mojito you have.

 Dear Erin:  I live for our wine induced weekend texts.  I will be drinking wine with you and Kayla someday. Mark my words!! :) Dear Siesta Key Sunset Drum Circle and Festival: It's for nights like this in the middle of November that I moved to South Florida.

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13 comments:

  1. People mag definitely got it right this year!
    Hilarious story about Dom... I have many many stories about my drunken husband thinking that he can still party like a teenager.. Haha. TOo funny! =)
    Enjoy your weekend!

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  2. Dom should have his own show. Seriously some of these stories you tell are freaking hilarious. After the fact of course. happy weekend!

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  3. Dom- get it under control, we are old now! ;)

    Enjoy your WARM Thanksgiving, I'm totally jealous!!

    I LOVE YOUR FACE OFF!!

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  4. scary night! thanks for hosting the blog hop- new follower!

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  5. mojitios in mason jars? sounds perfect to me! That sucks that the waitress at Hooters (lol) were no fun, I mean of all the restuarants out there you'd think they'd be fun and easy going!

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  6. the first new years with my fiance. He had A GREAT TIME. We were in San Francisco at the time. We went on a bus. He had to pee so he jumped off at a stop THAT WASN'T OUR STOP. I had to chase him down the streets of SF. Priceless night when boys get lost!

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  7. I was just reading along your blog & realized "whaaat?! She totally linked my blog in there.. " sneaky little devil. Yes you MUST come to Ohio, or vise versa and we will be enjoying our Barefoot Riesling SOON enough!! ;)

    Love this post, girl.

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  9. Just popped in on the blog walk and am glad I did! I will be stopping by often to see what you are up to! So, no Taco Bell for Dom that night? Poor guy!

    jaksgirl@wisheswontwashdishes.blogspot.ca

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  10. I think Dom and my husband might be related. Sometimes it's like having a large, out of control toddler running about! :)

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  11. I giggled at your letter to your friend Dom! :o) Sounds like an eventful weekend -- and I can totally relate! Whenever I go out nowadays, I quickly realize my friends and I CANNOT hang like we used to. We may be 24 ... but we are officially OLD haha.

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  12. Haha I'm sorry your Hooters girl was rude and boring (so not cool), but it's really good that she perked up for the actual birthday, because we HATE doing birthdays.
    I have a feeling that I will be telling my hubby the same things when he comes home from the deployment. He's going to forget that he hasn't drank in a year ;)

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