Dear Person Trying to Sabotage Dom and My Relationship.
Dear person trying to sabotage Dom and my relationship: Sorry but it is going to take more than an anonymous letter posing as his ex to do it. Did you really think I would read the "secret letter," actually believe it, and then dump Dom on the spot, no questions asked? And did you really think we wouldn't immediately contact her and discover it wasn't her? You have a lot to learn about maturity. Also, do your research before writing about "how great it was to see you when I was in town visiting my sister." Too bad you forgot we were out of town that weekend. Three more things for you. Get a life, lose our address, and think again before you send out scantily clad pictures of someone. You might think it's a prank, but you managed to completely humiliate an innocent bystander by posing as her. While you're losing our address, lose her picture. Oh, and grow up. Dear Para-sailing Dude: You looked so cool sailing into the sunset. I kind of worried you would blow up...but you still looked awesome! Dear Work: There's nothing like the new year when you're working in insurance. You've been crazy! I don't think I've ever been so excited to see Friday...and it was only a 3.5 day week! Dear Whole Foods: Hope you liked my paycheck. Dear Dom's Nana: I'm so excited you read this! I hope you see this, since Dom bookmarked it for you :) Dear Beach: Thank you for bringing my soul back to me.