If I Were A Boy...

Today I'm linking up with Erin and Gay about what I would do if heaven forbid I woke up...a boy.

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-I would believe that real men wear pink, and appreciate the power pastels have on women.

-I would look like Shemar Moore or Luke Bryan without even trying.

- I would learn to do the laundry without destroying priceless items.

-I wouldn't touch Ed Hardy with a 10 foot pole.

-I would always aim when I pee.

-I would realize that "fine" means whomever I ask is a lot of things...but "fine" is not one of them.

-I would walk around the house opening jars and lifting heavy things just because I could.

-I wouldn't play games with women.  I'd be honest and straight forward.

-I would refer to my girlfriend's blogger friends as "Catfish Friends."  And yes, that is inspired by a man in my life!

-I would probably be in the doghouse for doing something.

-I would enter the room with a football helmet and box of tissues during my girlfriend's time of the month. And probably some chocolate too.

-And then? I'd get a sex change, because women just smell better.