5 Reasons Why You Should Not Read My Blog

I am so excited to see so many new beauties around this blog in the last week.
New followers? That's good.
But new readers/friends? That's what really matters!

Since I am such a good friend, I always look out for my readers, and strive to be honest.
So, in the spirit of transparency, I have some warnings for you.

1. You should not read my blog if you are normal.

I am not normal.  At all.
I am spastic, semi awkward, and I always manage to spill things.
I forget to answer texts, I cannot park a car to save my life, and I have a talent of always saying the wrong thing.
But, I like to laugh and love and live life.
There are plenty of strange, awesome, random things happen in this little corner of the interwebs.
Normal things? Not so much.


2.  You should not read my blog if you are offended by a good cocktail or five.

A good cocktail is listed right below family and friends in what makes my little heart go pitter patter.
Sometimes I'll even share my delicious adult findings with you.
Considering the majority of my good posts are written after participating in this adult activity, I require the love of a good cocktail in all my readers. I obviously still love you if you don't drink.  Just not as much. KIDDING.


 3. You should not read my blog if you dislike good looking men.

You're going to see a lot of this hunk of man meat on this blog, so if sexy men don't make you happy you're crazy you might not like it here very much.
Plus, I have a feeling he's going to be around for awhile...even if he does try to kill me on a regular basis.


4. You should not read my blog if you don't like adventure.

Our usual weeks consist of work all day, me attempting and failing to make a yummy dinner, and eventually wine and snuggles on the couch.
But every chance we get, we say yes to an adventure.
Whether it be traveling around the world, a last minute hotel bid turned favorite weekend getaway, or a snazzy dinner turned Kim Kardashian sighting, we're always looking for a way to suck a little more out of life. You better be ready to come along with us!


5. You should not read my blog if you do not like sunshine.

No explanation needed.

If all of the above are okay with you, I know you will love it here! I am so excited to have you, and can't wait to get to know all your pretty selves! Please leave a comment, shoot me a tweet or email so I can get to know you all :)


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