If Dom Were The Bachelor

Every Monday night around 8 o'clock, Dom and I settle in with some wine and blankets for my favorite two hours of the week.

Bachelor time.

I love to watch because I love everything about it, and Dom likes to watch to see the cool places they go, and decide what he would do differently. 

Every Monday, the commercial comes on asking if you think you would be a good match for the next bachelor or bachelorette, and Dom nods a little too excitedly each and every time.  This got me to thinking. 

What would Dom be like as the bachelor? 

"Hey, ladies. I'm looking for love."

First of all, it would be a very short season.  

According to Dom, there will be 1 rose for his favorite girl coming out of the limo.

And all the rest for Kacie B.

Actually, the 50 Shades girl would get one too, because "she's hilarious."

His dates would all include skydiving, bungee jumping, or scuba.

If you're too scared? No rose for you.

 There would be a Chopped style cooking challenge group date.

If you can't make something amazing?

Your rose goes to Kacie B.

If Tierra showed up? "Chick chick...BOOM"

Mandatory personal trainer following him around, so he doesn't get "soft" like Sean did. 

The season would travel all over Europe, with the proposal in Australia.

As long as Kacie B. can handle the long flight.

Every week would be fantasy suite week.*

 When his final 2 meet his family, it would be 

his parents, brother, grandmothers, cousins, and about 30 family friends.  

They must ALL like you.

His final rose? 

To Kacie B.


"And one for Chris Harrison, 'cause he's the man."

*okay, so he didn't actually say that. But I know he was thinking it!