You will never catch me...
Playing volleyball at the beach. I go to the beach to do one thing and that's to be a bum.
Turning down a fruity girly drink
With my hair au natural
Without water nowadays. Who am I?
Sitting inside at a restaurant if there's an option to be outside.
In a dance club at 2am. That shop had sailed.
Carrying a knock off. I'll wait until I can afford the real thing.
Saying "oh no, I have enough sundresses!"
Same goes for bags. And shoes.
Drinking Pepsi. Team Coke all the way, and yes I can tell when you give me Pepsi (but no, I won't send it back).
Complaining it's too hot.
Without my David Yurman ring.
Listening to Deirks Bentley.
Doing an oyster shooter. Once was more than enough.
Driving without my GPS, even if it's just showing the map.
Dressing in black. Unless it's for a funeral. #livecolorfully.